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Find a way. If there’s none, make one.

mainmanblackdynamite:

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

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help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

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stealthboy:

stealthboy:

fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit

And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit

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taco-bellamy:

lochnessmorgan:

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

Here’s some more bc why not:

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persephone-is-here-omg:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

sad-af1121:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

sad-af1121:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

This gives me Murder Bucky vibes.

Like some guy raised his hand at you or attempted to hit you and Bucky pins them to the wall in retaliation. His flesh hand gripping their jaw and raising them up a few inches above his head.

(Tilt it sideways)

And he has this Murder psycho scary as fuck smile as he mockingly asks the guy in question, giving the guy a once over:

“We raisin’ our hands at ladies now?”

Is it bad this turned me on? Yes I think so

Let me remind you of another time he had his hand gripping someone’s jaw and made

That Face.

@thatawkwardtinyperson FUCK YOU

@sad-af1121 sorry but I can’t help the tingles I get when he gets that psycho murder look on his face.

😍😍😍

A good post.

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kaleidoscopeheartofmemories:

i-live-only-for-the-week:

palegingerbabies:

all-too-well:

sleazechapel:

i aint sayin shes a gold digger

but she aint messin with no broke nigga

i ain’t sayin double standards exist

(which they do)

but taylor swift’s net worth is 200 million

Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.

this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made

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just-an0ther-nerd:

You know that moment when you hear lyrics that you think match up with your life?

“I know you’re dying to meet me, but I can just tell you this. Baby, as soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did.”

This usually sums up my relationships pretty well.

cassandraclare:

mintaii:

heck

Will Jem Tessa!

gordonm99:

gordonm99:

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text

Why did I do that

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jehovahhthickness:

Sometimes people need their space. They’re not cutting you off … they just need time to fucking breathe and take care of themselves.

That shit has nothing to do with you.

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